Buffalo’s Booming Business: Why Canadian Doctors and Patients Are Flocking South for Speedy Scans

When your MRI takes longer than a Toronto condo build, it’s time to meet your new doctor in Buffalo—now with more maple syrup and less waiting!

Canada to Climate Change: “Bring It On!”—The Great White North’s Plan to Get Toasty, Rich, and Crowded

Why Worry About Melting Ice When You Can Grow Mangoes in Manitoba? Forever Diamond Explains Canada’s Hot Take on Global Warming

Post-Mortem: How Mark Carney’s Liberals Won Big by Waving the Flag, Blaming Trump, and Watching Their Rivals Collapse

A Satirical Trucker Karlson Autopsy of the 2025 Election—Because Apparently, Breadlines Are Less Scary Than Donald Trump

Mark Carney’s “Blind Trust”: Can You Really Trust a Blindfolded Billionaire?

Liberals and Conservatives unite to “fast-track” Canada’s future—while the PM’s wallet gets a head start

Why Americans Build Unicorns and Canadians Build Safety Nets: The Free Speech & Risk-Taking Divide

How the Law Shapes Our Loudmouths, Entrepreneurs, and That Guy Who Tried to Invent Edible Hockey Pucks

Why Is Iran Obsessed with Enriched Uranium and Not Plutonium?

Because Even Nuclear Programs Prefer the Easy Button—And Plutonium Is a Diva

Uranium: The World’s Most Expensive Salad Spinner and Why Iran Wants a Taste

From Atomic Spin Class to Global Panic: How Enriched Uranium Became the Hottest Thing Since Sliced Bread (But Way More Dangerous)

Stars, Stripes, and Budget Cuts: Trump’s Second Term Declares Independence from Bureaucracy (and Blue Food Dye)

On this July 4th, celebrate the land of the free, the home of the beige, and the government that runs on DOGE.

Red Flags and Crescent Moons: NYC’s Mayoral Meltdown—Socialists and Islamists Take the Wheel

Don Deals: Trump Ends Rwanda War, Threatens World Peace with “No Trade, No Trouble” Doctrine

Can Trump’s Big League Trade Tactics Really Buy Global Harmony? CanAmericaNews Investigates.

O Canada! $90 Billion Reasons to Celebrate (and Worry): The True North Strong and Fee-Fi-Fo-Funded

A Canada Day Roast of Ottawa’s Spending Spree—Subscribe Before They Start Charging for Maple Leaves

TRUMP DROPS THE HAMMER: Canada’s Digital Tax Is a Total Disaster—SAD!

“Nobody Taxes America Like That—Nobody!” Trump Roasts Trudeau, Freezes Trade, and Promises Maple Syrup Will Pay for It