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TRUMP VS. CANADA’S DAIRY CARTEL & TAX TRICKS: “I’M DOING MORE FOR CANADIANS THAN CARNEY EVER WILL!”
Retroactive Taxes, Cheese Cartels, and Parliament on Vacation—Why Trump Says Only He Can Save Your Wallet

By Don Don Don for CanAmericaNews.com
Let’s be clear, folks: I’m doing more for everyday Canadians than Prime Minister Carney ever dreamed of. While Carney is busy hiding in Muskoka and Parliament is on vacation, I’m out here fighting for FAIRNESS—on both sides of the border! Let’s hear from our sponsor:
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The Dairy Cartel: Canada’s Creamy Rip-Off
Canada’s so-called “supply management” is just a dairy cartel—a rigged game where only a few lucky farmers get to make milk, cheese, and butter, while everyone else pays sky-high prices. Want to buy American cheese? Sorry, tariffs up to 298%. That’s not “protecting farmers”—that’s gouging Canadian families and shutting out honest American producers. If Carney really cared about Canadians, he’d bust up the cartel and bring down grocery bills.
The Digital Services Tax: Parliament’s Sneaky Money Grab
Now, let’s talk about the Digital Services Tax (DST)—the most unfair tax scheme since, well, ever. Canada tried to slap American tech giants with a tax, but here’s the kicker: they made it retroactive all the way back to 2022! Imagine getting a bill for Netflix you watched three years ago. Who gets to do that? Only Parliament, folks. They passed the law, then used an “order in council” to make it official, demanding companies pay up for three years—all at once—by June 30, 2025.
Who does that help? Not Canadians. It just means higher prices for your streaming, your shopping, your digital life. And if you already paid? Good luck getting your money back—because Parliament is still on vacation and can’t even repeal the law until they’re done at the cottage.
Trump: More Canadian Than Carney?
While Carney and his crew are busy with “emergency” meetings in Muskoka (read: lakeside lattes and cheese platters), I’m the one forcing Ottawa to drop unfair taxes and open up the market. I threatened tariffs, and suddenly, Canadians got relief from a tax that never should have existed. If Carney had any backbone, he’d stand up to the dairy cartel and stop Parliament from inventing new ways to pick your pocket.
I’m not just fighting for America—I’m fighting for Canadian families who want cheaper cheese, fair taxes, and a government that actually works for them. Carney? He’s just hoping nobody notices.
Why Is This All So Unfair?
Dairy cartel: Keeps prices high, blocks American and even Canadian competition, and makes your groceries more expensive.
Digital tax: Retroactive, targeted at U.S. companies, and guaranteed to make your bills go up. Parliament can just reach back in time and grab your money—while they’re on vacation!
Who’s Actually Getting Results?
Trump: Forces Ottawa to drop unfair taxes, stands up to cartels, and fights for lower prices.
Carney: Sits in Muskoka, lets Parliament nap, and hopes the trade war just goes away.
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