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Alright folks, listen up! Yesterday, I signed a tremendous executive order—you wouldn’t believe it—right here in the Oval Office. It’s huge, absolutely huge. We’re talking big tariffs on Canada. And believe me, Canada is shocked, totally shocked—nobody saw it coming. Mark Carney? The poor guy is stunned. He’s like, “What are we gonna do now?” Well, we’re making America great again and putting America FIRST!
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Canada’s Trapped, Folks—Between China and Us
You know, Canada’s got a real problem. They’re caught between two giants — me, and China. I hit them with 35% tariffs—big, beautiful tariffs—on products that don’t qualify under the free trade deal we got, the best deal you ever saw, CUSMA. China isn’t playing nice either—they’ve slapped their own high tariffs on Canadian farmers and businesses. It’s like a tariff sandwich! And Canada? They’re stuck in the middle, nobody helps them. They’re looking to Europe, but Europe’s got its own mess—economic troubles, political problems—you name it. Europe can’t save Canada. They’re on their own!
America’s Winning—While Canada’s Crying
I told them, “Look, you wanna compete? You gotta play fair.” Canada’s whining, saying “Oh, we’re disappointed.” Well, tough! They won’t get a handout from us. We’re protecting American workers—steel, lumber, autos—we’re bringing those jobs back home. And you know what? America’s economy is booming because of it. Carney can’t handle it, and neither can his friends. Canada needs to wake up and realize—America runs the show now!
The Message Is Clear
I signed this order with the biggest, finest pens—very presidential pens—and look, it’s simple. America first. Always first. We’re winning, nobody’s ever won like this before. And Canada? They can scream and shout, but it won’t change a thing. Trump is the dealmaker, the tariff king, and the greatest president for American workers.
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Canada’s stuck in the tariff trap and Europe’s a mess—but America’s winning big. And remember: when Trump signs, America wins. That’s how it works, folks!