TRUMP COUNTS REAL AMERICANS — TIME TO MAKE THE CENSUS GREAT AGAIN!

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Folks, Don Don Don here at CanAmericaNews.com, ready to bring you the ONLY real news on why President Trump’s census plan is pure American genius. Liberals? Panicking. Bureaucrats? Sweating. Why? Because, for the first time in history, Trump asks: Why should people who aren’t supposed to be here decide our future? Spoiler: They shouldn't! But first, let’s talk about our beloved sponsor:

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A Census as Strong as Our Borders

Here’s how it works, folks: Every ten years, the government has been counting EVERYBODY for the census — even those who jumped the fence, overstayed their “vacation,” or just can’t remember where they left their passport. (Hint: Not in Idaho!) President Trump says, “ENOUGH!” If you’re not here legally, why should California or New York get more politicians in Congress or more buckets of taxpayer cash? That’s right, they shouldn't.

Trump’s Plan: Counting Citizens, Not Illegals

Instead of another boring headcount, Trump’s new American census will make sure illegal immigrants don’t get padded into congressional districts. The President ordered his team to use advanced record-matching from places like Homeland Security and the Social Security office. This isn’t “math magic” — it’s common sense. No green card? No fake name? No seat at the table!

And guess what? If Trump’s plan goes through, the states playing the “import new voters” game might actually lose seats in Congress. Texas, Florida, California — you listening? Maybe spend less time on sanctuary cities and more time on American citizens!

Why the Left Can’t Stand It

Predictably, the media is in meltdown mode. “Trump’s census plan is mean!” they scream, between bites of avocado toast. They know the truth: If only citizens are counted, the radical left loses power, and everyday Americans take back control. That’s democracy!

Of course, Democrats and their buddies in the courts tried everything to stop it — lawsuits, Supreme Court challenges, and endless fake news spin. They succeeded for a while, but let’s face it, nothing can keep the Trump Train off the tracks for long. He’s BACK — and this time, the pen is MIGHTIER than the swamp.

Why It Matters (To YOU!)

When illegal immigrants get counted, your state loses funding, your voice gets softer, and political power slides to the left. Trump’s census restores balance. Real citizens, real representation, real America! Federal dollars should help Americans, not reward people who bend the rules.

History Will Thank Trump (And So Will Your Wallet!)

The Founders wanted a government “by the people” — not “by everyone who shows up.” This census makes sure the system rewards loyalty, citizenship, and playing by the rules. That, folks, is how you keep America first and keep fake news crying.

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