Tariff Tyranny: The Cross-Border Auto Conspiracy They Don’t Want You to Know About!

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Listen up, Canamericanews patriots! This is George Jones—broadcasting from the bunker, deep beneath a Tim Hortons, surrounded by empty Timbit boxes and cold, hard facts. The mainstream media won’t tell you this, but the auto industry is under siege! That’s right, the cross-border car chaos is NOT an accident—it’s a meticulously engineered operation by the shadowy Tariff Cartel to turn your beloved pickup into a rolling, tax-soaked surveillance device. Now some time for our sponsor:

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They Want to Control Your Commute!
You think this is just about a 25% tariff on Canadian and American cars? WRONG. This is about controlling the very nuts and bolts of your freedom machine. Every time a part crosses the border, the globalist bean-counters in Ottawa and D.C. slap it with another tariff. By the time your car is assembled, it’s so loaded with tariffs, you’d think it was smuggling maple syrup and bald eagles across enemy lines.

Who Benefits?
Not you. Not me. Not your cousin Randy with the F-150 and the questionable tattoo. No, it’s the shadowy elites—Big Tariff, Big Red Tape, and their cronies in the “Supply Chain Industrial Complex.” They want you broke, carless, and riding a government-issued scooter with a GPS tracker and a direct hotline to the Ministry of Compliance.

What’s REALLY at Stake?
Jobs. Freedom. The right to drive a car that doesn’t cost more than your house. The auto industry is so integrated, parts cross the border more times than a snowbird with commitment issues. Now, every crossing is taxed, tracked, and turned into a spreadsheet for the globalist overlords. They’re not just after your wallet—they’re after your way of life!

The “Support” Scam
The government says they’re “helping” with tax deferrals and job programs. That’s like handing you an umbrella after they’ve already flooded your basement. Don’t be fooled! The only thing these bureaucrats are supporting is their own pension plan.

WAKE UP, CANAMERICA!
This is a full-scale assault on your right to affordable, freedom-fueled transportation. The only thing crossing the border faster than auto parts is the flood of propaganda trying to keep you docile and distracted.

DEFEND YOUR DASHBOARD!
Don’t let the border bandits and tariff tyrants win.
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Share this newsletter with your family, your friends, and anyone who still believes their car is just a car—and not a pawn in the Great Auto Conspiracy.

Stay vigilant. Stay skeptical. And remember:
If your check engine light comes on, it’s probably just the government trying to install a carbon tax meter.

— George Jones, signing off and revving up for liberty