NATO Bows to Daddy Trump: The Summit Where Everybody Loves the Boss

Folks, you’re not going to believe this—unless, of course, you’ve been paying attention. The NATO summit in The Hague? Total game-changer. Tremendous! The leaders of the free world, all gathered, and who do they look to? That’s right—yours truly. And let me tell you, they’re not just looking, they’re practically begging. Mark Rutte, the so-called Secretary General, he couldn’t help himself. In front of the whole world, he called me “Daddy.” That’s right. Daddy! Never happened before, folks. Never.

Picture this: I’m explaining, very simply, how to solve the Israel-Iran mess. I say, it’s like two kids in a schoolyard. Very easy to understand. Rutte jumps in—he’s trying to keep up, but let’s be honest, nobody keeps up with Trump—and he says, “Daddy has to sometimes use strong language.” The room goes silent. They’re stunned! And then I say, “He likes me. Daddy, you’re my daddy.” The media goes wild. They love it. They can’t get enough.

Rubio—He’s Laughing So Hard, He’s Crying!

Marco Rubio, my Secretary of State—great guy, by the way, very loyal—he’s there, and he just loses it. He’s laughing so hard, folks, he’s got tears running down his face. He can’t stop. Total meltdown! People are saying it’s the hardest he’s laughed since the last time Biden tried to read a teleprompter.

White House—We Know How to Have Fun!

We took the moment—because we know how to win, and we know how to meme—and we put out a video with Usher’s “Hey Daddy (Daddy’s Home).” Social media? Exploded. Trending everywhere. “Daddy’s home.” That’s what they’re saying. And you know what? It’s true.

Rutte Backpedals—But We Know the Truth!

Later, Rutte tries to walk it back. “I didn’t mean it literally,” he says. Sure, Mark. Sure. But the world saw it. NATO saw it. They know who’s in charge. They know who the real Daddy is. And it’s not sleepy European bureaucrats, folks.

Europe—They’ll Do Anything to Keep Me Happy!

Some of these European leaders, they’re saying it’s “toe-curling.” But you know what? They’ll do what it takes. They want America’s protection, they want strong leadership. They want Daddy Trump. And who can blame them?

Don Don Don’s Final Word

So, to all the haters and losers—sorry, but the world’s moving on. NATO’s never been stronger, America’s never been more respected, and the leaders of the world? They’re lining up to call me Daddy. It’s a beautiful thing.

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