Meme Stocks Gone Wild: How Opendoor, Krispy Kreme & Kohl’s Took Wall Street for a Joyride

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If you thought the lottery was unpredictable, just wait—Wall Street has officially entered its “hold my beer” era. We’re front-row to an economic improv show starring finance rookies, armchair analysts, and enough YOLO energy to power the eastern seaboard through a blackout. For information and news about stocks, check out our sponsor for today:

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Picture this: Millions of traders, many still in pajamas, launching billion-dollar price swings on their lunch break, all because someone posted a GIF of a flying donut or shouted “TO THE MOON!” with way too many rocket emojis. Financial advisors are developing stress rashes trying to explain why fundamental analysis is out, and FOMO-fueled FUD is in.

The “DORK” emoji parade — Opendoor, Krispy Kreme, Kohl’s, Rocket Mortgage — is like the Avengers, if the superpowers were hyperactivity, infinite optimism, and total disregard for accounting.

• Insider trading is out. Insider memes? Oh, baby, that’s the new edge.

• Quarterly earnings have been replaced by quarterly “is it trending on TikTok” checks.

• Ten-year business plans? Try ten-minute Reddit threads and a group decision made on Discord.

Meanwhile, executives are frantically Googling “What is a Stonk?” and Wall Street’s oldest suits are clutching pearls as memes overtake market memos.

So, why spectate from afar? Jump in, live deliciously (but not, you know, with your retirement fund). The only thing more volatile than these stocks is your group chat’s reaction to them.

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