DOGE DOMINATES! Trump’s America Gets Lean & Mean While Canada Goes Big, Bloated, and Boring—So Much Winning, It’s Unbelievable!

Folks, let me tell you, nobody’s seen anything like this before. Up north in Canada, they’re on a hiring spree like it’s Black Friday every day. Since 2019, their public sector has grown by a whopping 13%. That’s almost half a million new government employees! They’re stuffing the bureaucracy with people whose main job is to make sure everything is “diverse,” “equitable,” and “inclusive.” Sounds fancy, right? Wrong! It’s a disaster—a bloated government that’s slower than a moose crossing the highway. Justin Trudeau and his cronies love it, but believe me, it’s a total mess. They’re drowning in red tape, and it’s only getting worse.

Now, let’s take a look at the United States—the real America. Under my watch, we launched the Department of Government Efficiency, DOGE. And no, it’s not just a funny name—it’s a revolution. We brought in Elon Musk, a genius, a winner, to clean house. DOGE is cutting waste, firing the deadwood, and making government work again. We’ve already saved billions—billions of taxpayer dollars!—by trimming unnecessary jobs and shutting down useless agencies. We’re putting the best people in charge, the smartest, the toughest, the most talented. That’s meritocracy, folks. And it’s beautiful.

While Canada is doubling down on DEI, we’re saying “enough.” No more hiring based on quotas or identity politics. If you’re the best, you get the job. If you’re not, you don’t. Simple as that. This is how you win in the real world. Canada can keep their DEI fairy tales and their endless government jobs. We’re bringing back excellence, efficiency, and common sense. We’re making government lean, mean, and ready to serve the American people—not the woke agenda.

And let me tell you about Dogecoin. This little meme coin has become a symbol of the new America under DOGE. Since the department’s launch, Dogecoin has skyrocketed. People love it! It’s fun, it’s fast, and it’s YUGE. Maybe soon we’ll even accept Dogecoin for government fees and fines. Who knows? With DOGE in charge, anything’s possible. We’re embracing innovation like never before.

So, while Canada’s public sector balloons bigger and slower every day, America is trimming the fat, firing the deadweight, and winning like never before. We’re making government great again—so much winning, you’ll get tired of it. But we won’t stop. Because winners don’t stop winning.

DOGE: Making America Efficient Again. Canada? Sad!