CANADA WANTS TO JOIN THE EU? SAD! Why This Is the Worst Deal in History (Believe Me)

By Don Don Don, Canamericanews.com

Folks, you’re not going to believe this-Canada, our neighbor, our friend, our #1 trading partner (some would say our little brother, and they’d be right), is actually thinking about joining the European Union. That’s right, the EU! The place with the highest taxes, the most regulations, and more red tape than a Christmas warehouse. I’ve seen bad deals, but this one? This is a disaster. Total disaster. Let’s break it down, Trump-style.

1. Goodbye America, Hello Bureaucracy!

First off, Canada, if you join the EU, you’re basically saying “see ya!” to the United States. You know, the country that buys almost everything you sell? The country that lets you send maple syrup, hockey players, and apologetic comedians across the border without a problem?
Well, say goodbye to all that. You’d have to treat the US like a “third country.” Tariffs, customs, paperwork-so much paperwork you’ll need a new department just to handle the paperwork. And guess what? Your exports will drop faster than Joe Biden’s approval ratings. Sad!

2. EU Taxes and Regulations-You’ll Miss the Good Old Days

You think taxes are high now? Wait until Brussels gets ahold of you. The EU has rules for everything.

• Maximum 48-hour workweek (so much for overtime, eh?)

• REACH chemical regulations (good luck making anything without a permit)

• Banking union rules (say goodbye to Bay Street doing its own thing)

• Common Agricultural Policy (kiss your supply management system goodbye-hello, French cheese quotas!)

Your businesses will be buried under so much regulation, they’ll need a shovel just to get to the front door. You’ll be taxed, regulated, and inspected until you don’t even remember what freedom tastes like. (Hint: It’s not Brussels sprouts.)

3. Political and Legal Hurdles-You’ll Never Make It

Let’s be honest-Canada isn’t even in Europe. (Check a map. I have the best maps.) The EU only lets in European countries. You’d need all 27 EU countries to say yes. That’s like trying to get 27 people to agree on pizza toppings. Not going to happen.
And even if you did, it would take a decade. Maybe two. By then, you’ll have forgotten why you even wanted to join. (Spoiler: You didn’t.)

4. Say Goodbye to Canadian Identity

You like your flag? You like your anthem? You like being Canadian? Well, get ready to trade it all for a blue flag with yellow stars and a bunch of rules written in French, German, and bureaucratese.
You’ll have to ask Brussels for permission to do anything. Want to build a pipeline? Better check with the EU. Want to eat poutine? Only if it meets the EU’s cheese standards. It’s a mess, folks. A total mess.

5. The Bottom Line-Don’t Do It!

Canada, you’re great. You’re special. You don’t need the EU. You need the USA. We’re your best customer, your best friend, your best everything. Don’t throw it all away for a bad deal with a bunch of bureaucrats who don’t even know what a double-double is.

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Don Don Don-signing off, and still making deals.