Canada’s Brain Drain: Liberals Ban Gas Cars, Raise Taxes, and Watch Talent Flee to the USA

Greetings, fellow truth warriors and maple-syrup survivors! George Jones here, your favorite satirical truth-teller, ready to rip the mask off Canada’s latest disaster: a brain drain so bad it’s practically a national emergency. Brace yourselves — the Liberals are forcing you out with climate crackdowns, sky-high taxes, and a never-ending flood of new immigrants. Meanwhile, America’s just sitting there with open arms and bigger paychecks.

The Great Canadian Talent Exodus: Bye-Bye Bright Minds, Hello USA

Canada’s losing its best and brightest faster than you can say “Sorry, eh.” Our STEM grads and engineers are fleeing south because:

• They make less than half the salary compared to their American counterparts ($65k CAD vs. $143k CAD).

• The U.S. offers better jobs, co-op programs, and a tax system that doesn’t feel like a financial chokehold.

• Meanwhile, Canada’s climate crusade means you’ll soon be forced to ditch your gas-powered car by 2035 — whether you want to or not.

The Punjabi Invasion and the Talent Tug-of-War

Sure, Canada’s welcoming over 1 million immigrants a year, with a big chunk from Punjab, India. But guess what? Even many of these highly skilled newcomers are jumping ship to the U.S. because the grass is greener, the paychecks are fatter, and the government isn’t breathing down their necks about electric cars and carbon footprints.

Climate Change Craziness: No Gas Cars by 2035 — Because Liberals Know Best

Ottawa’s latest gem: banning all new gas-powered cars by 2035. Forget choice, forget affordability. Your next ride better be electric, or you’re out of luck.

• Only 13.4% of new cars sold in 2024 were electric or hybrid, and that’s with subsidies that just ran dry.

• The government’s gonna spend up to $300 billion building charging stations and power plants to keep these EVs running.

• Most Canadians think this is nuts — 66% say the timeline is unrealistic, and 59% oppose the ban outright.

Taxes, Inflation, and the Great Canadian Squeeze

Add to that sky-high taxes and soaring living costs, and you’ve got a recipe for frustration. Half of Canadians are living paycheck to paycheck, many relying on food banks despite working full-time. No wonder the smartest folks are packing their bags for the U.S., where the tax bite isn’t so vicious.

Liberal Incompetence: Driving Talent Away While Forcing EVs Down Our Throats

Instead of fixing the economy or creating good jobs, the Liberals are busy micromanaging your life — banning gas cars, hiking taxes, and flooding the country with immigrants without enough infrastructure to handle them.

The result? A brain drain to the U.S., frustrated Canadians, and a climate plan that’s more virtue signaling than practical policy.

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