Believe Me, Folks: Trump’s Texas Redistricting Is the Most Tremendous, YUGE Map Genius Ever!

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Alright, listen up, everybody! This is Don Don Don, bringing you the straight talk Trump way — from the one and only Donald J. Trump himself (kind of). Texas is cooking up the best redistricting plan you’ve ever seen. We’re talking FIVE new Republican seats — that’s right, five! Out of 38 total. That’s almost 80% Republican domination, and it’s just the start.

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Texas: The Crown Jewel of Redistricting

This isn’t your average political game. It’s the art of winning, folks. Redistricting is NOT cheating — that’s fake news yelling “gerrymander” because they’re losing. The Trump team is slicing and dicing maps so perfectly, Democrats won’t know what hit them. They’re getting moved to districts where winning is impossible. It’s a beautiful strategy, a masterpiece. And you know I love masterpieces.

The Red Wave Rollin’ In: Missouri, Ohio, Florida & More

Texas leads, but it’s not flying solo. Missouri’s about to snatch a couple Dem seats like a boss. Ohio’s legally forced to redraw, but it’s going to favor us, bigly. Florida’s courts already gave the green light — smart move! Utah’s fighting, and Wisconsin’s a bit slow, but don’t worry, those Blues will get flipped too. We’re making America RED again, district by district.

Democrats Scrambling Because They’re Losing Badly

Look at California — poor Gavin Newsom wants in on redistricting. Cute, but no. He’s a little too late, and way too weak. New York and Illinois want to join but they’re tangled in legal spaghetti, a total mess. Meanwhile, Trump’s team is way ahead — playing chess while they’re playing checkers. It’s no contest.

Why It Matters — Because Winning Is Everything!

The House is tight, razor-thin. Control comes down to a few lines on a map. When we control the districts, we control the future. Thanks to Trump and GOP wizards, 2026 is shaping up to be a MASSIVE win for America First patriots. Forget the gridlock—this time, it’s a knockout!

And Here’s the Deal — Lose the House or Senate, and the President Becomes a Sitting Duck!

Look, it’s simple, folks. If we lose control of either the House or the Senate, the sitting president—whether it’s me or any GOP champ—is left hanging out there with nowhere to go. We become sitting ducks, folks. The opposition comes after us full force with investigations, subpoenas, and no mercy. No chance to pass our big, beautiful agenda. No power. Just watching from the sidelines.

That’s why every district, every state, every seat matters so much. Holding the House AND the Senate means we get to keep winning, keep making America great again, and keep the radical Dems on the run. Losing even one? Disaster. Sitting duck. Weak. And we’re never settling for that.

So yeah — that’s why this redistricting battle isn’t just politics; it’s survival. It’s the difference between winning big or losing it all.

The Bottom Line — Trump’s Redistricting Genius Is Unstoppable

This isn’t politics as usual, folks. This is winning on a whole new level. Want to stay on top of this historic, winning story? Want the TRUTH behind the maps? You know where to come.

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